Hey everybody, look. The creators of The Beginner’s Guide have made a brand new recreation. I ponder what emotional masterpiece they’ve made this time? Let’s go take a lo– oh. It’s an RPGMaker recreation about Keanu Reeves indiscriminately stabbing people. Well, you already know, perhaps there’s a hidden message. A deep satire on the state of the videogames trade. A worthy soliloquy hidden within the dialogue. Perhaps there’s some understanding of the human situation to be gleaned from…
No. No, it’s only a rando JRPG about Keanu Reeves dealing medication to youngsters.
This recreation, which is named Absolutely: A True Crime Story, leaves my sense of stories values all borked. On the one hand, it’s a creation by two famous builders (Wreden beforehand labored on The Stanley Parable, whereas Roth has contributed to the likes of Starseed Pilgrim and The Yawhg). On the opposite hand, it’s made solely with probably the most clichéd free property that RPGMaker has to supply, and thus seems prefer it has handed by means of the bowel of a Final Fantasy monster. But again on the primary hand, it’s fairly humorous. But again however, it reads like two youngsters had been writing the identical story by preventing to the demise inside a Google Doc. In different phrases, my palms are full.
Maybe you must simply go play it. It takes 5 minutes and focuses on the arrest of motion hero and guitar god Keanu Reeves. This is an occasion that, for authorized causes, I have to say didn’t happen. I repeat, Keanu Reeves didn’t assault 15 individuals in a Sears division retailer.
Play it, chuckle not less than one time, throw it away over your shoulder right into a pile of skeletal recreation stays. That is how we deal with videogames right here at RPS. They are naught however snacks for our consideration span.