Grand Theft Auto V

This game ruined my life. After traveling far across the city of Los Santos in search of a car that would help me appear more appealing to the ladies, I found a Truffade Adder sitting on the side of the road and took it as my own. I then proceeded to flaunt my newly found ride in and around the pier. Soon enough a young blonde woman (who I can only presume loved me for my car) called me over to her and offered to make my night. I believed that we were going to go out bonding at a coffee shop and talk about our feelings, but before I knew it she was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Little did I know I had been led under the influence of the earthly equivalent of a siren, known by many as a street hooker. I now have an irrational fear of fish nets, red heels, and anything pertaining to leopard print. I miss the fishing trips with my family. I miss being able to take my son to the exotic plains of Africa on a leopard hunting expedition. My life is over. I can not go on living in this way. I do not want to go on living in this way. Every day I wake up wishing I hadn’t. Someone please put me out of this hell. I will do anything. Please…

GTA V broke my heart.

It was 11:30 in the morning. Or maybe it was night, I don’t remember the time of my tragedy. I was liesurely cruising through Los Santos in my Army jeep when BEHOLD! I found another player! She was friendly and shot me in the foot. So being friendly back, I shot her in the foot. After having a laugh about it, we got together and did missions. We spent countless hours together having fun, and bonding. This girl was amazing! Finally, I invited her back to my place. She accepted and we spent the night drinking together, smoking weed, and dancing by running around the couch. After enough was enough, she asked to back to her apartment. We were both wasted off our asses, but our love shone through it all like a lighthouse through fog. Getting into my car, I got my bearings and pulled out of my garage. She gave me a waypoint to her house and I quick took off for it! We got good speed going, but then…. because of all the drinking and smoking… the game took control of the wheel from my hands and gave it to Jesus! And he promptly smashed my car into a light pole! I survived with very little health, but my female friend… was killed on impact. I tried to shake her body, but the game took it as me wanting to shove her body out of my car, which is what happened! Her body then promptly was run over by several SUVs, killing her further into death. Unable to bear with having killed my friend, I quickly jumped off an overpass into oncoming traffic and got run over by a firetruck. But even in death, we could not be together. As she was tired and disconnected before I could add her.

i missed a chance to score due to drunk driving.
Best game ever 10/10

The game is action-packed with chases, gang shootouts, and intense heists that get crazier as the game goes on.
When you’re not robbing a convenience store or shooting rednecks, you can partake in all sorts of activities. You can walk your dog—Chop, go golfing, play tennis, and even get a lap dance at the strip club (Sorry Roman, there’s no bowling)!

“Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.” – Trevor Phillips

First 10 minutes of playing the game i saw a floating cat. It then meowed at me and floated in the sky. 10/10 would watch cat go to heaven again.