Recently, one significantly equestrian-minded cowboy determined to pet their horse in Red Dead Redemption 2 for a complete hour.
Video footage of the petting marathon was posted by a YouTuber named Sylx yesterday, May 12. You can watch the total video under, if watching a gruff Arthur Morgan ask, “Who’s my girl?” as soon as each few seconds is one thing you reckon you’d be fascinated by.
“I’m proud of ya,” says Arthur at one level. His headpats are sometimes extra akin to the motion concerned in enjoying a bongo than petting a horse, however the sentiment stays pretty. On a pitch darkish evening, in a secure close to Valentine, or Saint Denis, Arthur has determined to eschew the liveliness of a crowded Western pub for some barely extra timid firm. It’s definitely much more healthful than the flaming horses that someway turned oddly endemic to the plains of Red Dead Redemption 2.
The description for the video completely captures the rationale behind making an attempt such a unprecedented, marathonic feat within the first place:
“uwuwuwuwuwuwuw”
Again, listening to Arthur inform his horse how a lot he loves it to the eclectic rating of canines and drunkards barking at each other within the twilit nightfall is totally absurd, however it’s additionally pretty.
After roughly one hour and 20 seconds, or 3,620 seconds if we’re to transform to a regular unit, Arthur lastly stops petting his horse. Watching the sporadically spaced pats over the course of about 40 seconds has led me to consider that, on common, between speedy double pats and extra relaxed scrunches, Arthur pets horses at a velocity of about 1 head pat per second, that means that we will arrive at a clear estimate of roughly 3,620 head pats supplied all through the course of the video.
In comparable Red Dead Redemption 2 animal-loving information, you can stare down bears to stop them from attacking you. Also, because of a bug, female horses in Red Dead Redemption 2 can grow balls.