Helldivers 2 Marines Face Consequences of Completing Major Order or Risk Being Unable to Have Sex

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Helldivers 2 gamers are getting either in-game messages: They’ve either efficiently finished the recurring Major Order, or they fell short, and the last choice forbids them from making love.

Yes, you check out that appropriately. Earlier today, Helldivers 2 gamers were riding a high after liberating 2 fields in simply a couple of days, ridiculing Game Master Joel with their win. Joel after that determined to slap back, and entrusted Helldivers 2 gamers with liberating 5 worlds in simply 3 days, an apparently difficult job for any one of Super Earth’s soldiers to also resemble completing.

That Major Order was as well tough to finish or has actually been finished, depending upon that you ask. Multiple Helldivers 2 gamers have actually been reporting they have actually obtained congratulatory in-game messages for finishing the Major Order, while others claim to have actually obtained messages worsening their failing at finishing the big offensive in time.

That’s complicated in its very own right, and highly likely a blunder on the game’s component. What’s much more complicated is the repercussions for the gamers that have actually obtained the messages claiming they fell short the Major Order. Apparently, gamers that fell short have actually obtained an in-game message claiming that in-game people can no more procreate and raise the human populace.

“Though many Terminids have been mercifully culled, the Helldivers were unable to penetrate as far inside the Quarantine Zone as ordered,” the in-game failing message for the Major Order reviews. “The expansion of our citizens to new planets will be reduced in line with the reduction of expected Element 710 to be produced. Further procreation applications will be denied until further notice.”

Yes, Helldivers are currently prevented from making love since they fell short a Major Order. This whole is unbelievably dystopian, and if you desire proof of simply exactly how strange it is, look no more than the Silo trilogy of sci-fi books, where people staying in big below ground silos are offered a details amount of time in which they can attempt and develop kids. 

What a bonkers scenario. Watch Arrowhead’s social networks networks over the coming hours. The Helldivers 2 designers will likely make clear the outcome of the Major Order and discuss the after effects. Another Major Order has actually shown up because, though it entails 2 worlds currently freed. No one, basically, recognizes what’s taking place.

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