I’m glad you’re all having fun with these there ‘dating simulators’ however what about these of us who’re such trainwrecks that we’ve ploughed a romantic bulldozer by means of sufficient hearts and left sufficient wreckage in our shameful wake to grasp it’d be immoral if we didn’t swear off relationship? Thankfully, a recreation is now right here for us. Heartbreak High: A Break-Up Simulator is an anti-dating recreation, a recreation the place we’re already adored by everybody and relationship our complete class, and now we’re going to interrupt up with each final one in every of them. This, I can do. Coach, put me in.
With 40 minutes till the tip of the varsity day, it’s breakup time, child! 13 breakups are on the docket, so let’s not drag our heels. There’s no have to be a dick about it, thoughts. Through branching dialogue timber, we’ll persuade the breakees that no, this isn’t a joke and sure, this actually is going on and no, they don’t have a say in it. Some won’t make it easy, resulting in minigames together with a Pong-y tennis match, a bit of stealth, and a few turn-based JRPG violence. No one ever stated breaking apart was simple.
Supposedly you can even select to not break up with folks however… why would you do this?
I’m so sorry to everybody I’ve ever dated, a few of whom could also be studying this. I used to be very dangerous at the entire thing, however particularly the break-up. I actually am sorry. This isn’t a type of there ‘jokes’ I strive my hand at once in a while: I’m a large number and have been a large number and I’ve handled you badly, and I’m sorry. I’m making an attempt. And I’ve stayed single for 4 years so… a minimum of I’m containing the injury now? Sorry.
Heartbreak High: A Break-Up Simulator is out now for Windows and Mac. It’s £4/€4/$5 on Steam and Itch.io. It’s made by Alec Robbins and Good Bit, yeah?
