Blurbs attempts to negotiate with the cardboard stalker, demanding he “go back to making Elder Scrolls 6.” However, there is no reasoning with a force of nature like Snail-Todd. The video ends in a fiery explosion that claims the player’s life, while the immortal director remains unscathed, smiling through the carnage. It simply works.
In other franchise news, legendary narrator Ron Perlman recently revealed he originally joined the Fallout series for “40 bucks and a sandwich,” and was genuinely surprised to learn the series had more than one entry.
