Deep Silver have made an Agents of Mayhem intercourse tape earlier than the sport is even out

An in-universe ‘leaked’ intercourse tape has proven up on YouPorn, naturally. A censored model is accessible under, by way of HardcoreGamer (clearly).

Your man there’s Rod ‘Hollywood’ Stone, one of many sport’s characters. The others are named as Gregory Prickington, Ivana Bangya, and Marcus Thunderpump, although we now have a slight inkling they could be pseudonyms – name it a hunch.

Employer of Hollywood and hero faction for the sport MAYHEM launched an in-universe official assertion concerning the video, saying it couldn’t be confirmed it was him and even when it was, it didn’t appear like he’d be profitable any AVN awards.

“Until we reach clarity, MAYHEM will continue deploying agents to save you from mad men wielding literal space lasers while you remain fixated on tabloid-tier gossip. We take comfort in knowing our fight to curb total global devastation has not driven you into panic.”

As far as right this moment’s advertising and marketing stunts go, it’s a distinct second. Not even a touch of wang, nevermind anything, what’s the purpose, eh? You can discover the longer, thicker model in this NeoGAF thread, if you would like. For some cause. We do not decide.