Celebrate 35 Years of the SNES with the 5 Weirdest Switch Online Games

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Marking a console milestone often triggers a strange kind of temporal vertigo. As the Super Nintendo crosses its mid-thirties, sharing an exact vintage with my own lifespan, diving headfirst into its back catalog felt like a far more constructive celebration than dwelling on the passage of time. Having arrived in the world mere months before the 16-bit powerhouse landed on Western shelves, my formative years with the hardware were largely confined to mainstream staples like Super Mario World and various Disney tie-ins before newer generations beckoned.

Browsing the modern Nintendo Switch Online catalog revealed an astonishing number of unfamiliar titles waiting in the wings. While certain forgotten relics rightfully belong in obscure history (a polite nod to Spanky’s Quest), digging deeper into this digital vault unearthed several eccentric gems that proved well worth the excursion. Here are five unconventional SNES titles that genuinely left an impression.

5
Cosmo Gang The Puzzle

A full screen in Cosmo Gang The Puzzle Image: Namco via Polygon

At first glance, Namco’s falling-block puzzler appears to be little more than a colorful galactic riff on Tetris, yet it quickly reveals a surprisingly addictive tactical layer. Rather than tossing randomized tetrominoes at you, Cosmo Gang The Puzzle exclusively feeds you uniform 2×1 domino-style pairs. These tiles comprise a mixture of industrial containers, goofy extraterrestrials, and directional arrows.

Clearing the screen demands dual-track thinking: solid horizontal rows of containers vanish conventionally, but the alien invaders require a direct hit from an arrow tile. Once activated, these arrows streak across cardinal directions, devouring every adjacent creature until they collide with a container or a wall. This directional mechanic demands deliberate spatial setup akin to Puyo Puyo‘s chain reactions. What started as a casual twenty-minute trial swiftly evolved into hours of compulsive line-clearing.

4
Mario and Wario

snes-nso-mario-and-wario Image: Game Freak/Nintendo via Polygon

A Game Freak-developed puzzler featuring Nintendo’s most delightfully crass antagonist seemed like an irresistible oddity, especially with its reliance on the legacy SNES Mouse accessory. In execution, however, Wario merely serves as an occasional instigator, and the mandatory pointer controls feel far more like an arbitrary hardware showcase than a mechanical necessity.

Assuming the role of the fairy Wanda, you must safely guide a blinded protagonist—be it Mario, Peach, or Yoshi, each wandering forward with a bucket or barrel lodged over their head—toward Luigi at the level’s exit. Wanda’s wand alters environmental obstacles, constructs bridges, and neutralizes hazardous wildlife along the path. Unfortunately, the cursor implementation on modern control inputs feels notoriously sluggish, making the frantic pathfinding an exercise in high anxiety rather than strategic fun.

While the vibrant presentation clearly foreshadows the foundation of the later Mario vs. Donkey Kong series, the clunky navigation makes sustained play a chore. It stands as an intriguing design artifact best experienced in brief archival doses.

3
Uncharted Waters: New Horizons

Otto in Uncharted Waters 2, wandering around "London" Image: Koei via Polygon

Koei dominated a specialized corner of 16-bit simulation strategy, yet beyond their renowned feudal sagas, Uncharted Waters: New Horizons proves to be an exceptionally rich, delightfully idiosyncratic seafaring adventure set against the backdrop of 16th-century exploration.

Players choose from several disparate protagonists, each with distinct narrative ambitions spanning maritime commerce, high-seas privateering, and academic cartography. Steering Otto Baynes—a cynical British commander tasked by an eccentric Henry VIII with dismantling the Spanish armada—offers a radically different trajectory than playing Ernst Von Bohr, a Dutch scholar wholly dedicated to documenting the uncharted corners of the globe.

Beneath the charming, JRPG-style town aesthetics lies a surprisingly rigorous trading and navigation simulation. Managing fleet logistics, engaging in tactical naval battles, and establishing merchant empires offers substantial mechanical depth that remains deeply compelling decades later.

2
Wild Guns

Clint in a saloon in Wild Guns Image: Nastume via Polygon

Natsume’s explosive gallery shooter injects adrenaline straight into the classic arcade shooting format. Marrying frontier tropes with unapologetic sci-fi steampunk flair, Wild Guns pits players against a relentless onslaught of cybernetic outlaws, armored war machines, and towering mechs adorned in ten-gallon hats.

Taking control of either Clint or Annie, you split your focus between dodging incoming projectile fire in the foreground and sweeping an independent crosshair across busy backdrops. The arsenal goes well beyond basic revolvers, outfitting you with immobilizing lassos, high-powered automatic rifles, and screen-clearing explosives.

The pace is kinetic and unapologetic, yet perfectly balanced. Unlike many stationary gallery shooters of the era that succumbed to repetitive rhythm, the visual panache and tight gameplay loops make this an electrifying action title that deserves a permanent spot in any retro rotation.

1
Amazing Hebereke

A snowman and a bear fighting in Amazing Hebereke Image: Sunsoft via Polygon

Sunsoft’s top-down arena fighter is an exercise in delightful absurdity. Even with the language barrier of its untranslated Japanese text, the core premise requires zero translation: an eccentric cast of surreal, pastel-shaded mascots gather in a floating arena to brawl their way toward supremacy.

Matches challenge you to knock opponents out across multiple rounds, eventually escalating into chaotic multi-character scuffles on platforms loaded with environmental hazards. While the barrier to entry is delightfully low—making it a haven for those of us who struggle with strict fighting game inputs—the roster boasts an unexpected depth of acrobatic maneuvers, multi-hit combos, and bizarre character-specific quirks like detachable telescoping necks.

Coated in a gentle color palette and buoyant soundtrack, Amazing Hebereke offers an unusually soothing take on competitive party brawling, proving that the deepest recesses of the 16-bit era still harbor remarkable surprises.

 

Source: Polygon

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