After 525 days of holding my tongue on Nier: Automata, of cautiously asking “So… what ending did you get?” and giving imprecise “I like Pascal too” solutions in order to not spoil any surprises whereas eager to tear my coronary heart out, I’m calling an finish to this: the moratorium on spoilers is over. I’ve prevented speaking about Nier: Automata a lot that I truly forgot components of the game. Revisiting the game over the previous few days, I’ve been amazed and delighted and heartbroken once more, so to hell with this; let’s speak about all the pieces. It’s not proper that the one issues I’ll overtly say about Nier: Automata are that it’s “lovely” and “surprising” and “has a janky PC port”, once I’d a lot slightly speak about…
The structure of this god rattling place
And this entire factor!
AND ALL THIS
And the marvel and horror of turning into as gods
And how I don’t maintain grudges
And how this appears the bottom level for an expensive good friend
Then no, our neat good friend fights as a chuffing large warmech and this isn’t in any respect cool, it’s worse than ever as a result of they’re sacrificing all the pieces they believed in
AND THEN it will get worse
And then IT GETS WORSE and I am going on to purchase these weapons out of curiosity as a result of I’m the worst good friend
And clearly I shouldn’t have checked out their story
And fairly how wild this little roboboy goes
And yeah I can’t blame him actually, after all the pieces
And how yesterday I ready a Twitter bot that may generate the messages different gamers ship you throughout the credit however deleted it as a result of it’d be a hole simulation of humanity and isn’t that chuffing on-point
And the enjoyment of assist from a stranger who sacrifices one thing for somebody they’ll by no means know
And how a lot this track makes my coronary heart ache so as a result of I’m a silly fool
And how ending E simply doesn’t really feel proper for me
Because I really feel the load like Devola and Popola and I understand how daft that’s however I’m simply not there but
And all of the completely different varieties the game took alongside the best way, and the million different methods my coronary heart skipped a beat in delight and despair, and… I don’t know what I wish to say about all this. Got to start out someplace, and I suppose an enormous outpouring of spoilers counts.
I, at the very least, have stored quiet about Nier for therefore lengthy as a result of I needed different folks to have the identical contemporary expertise I did. I’ve prevented speaking about it, stifling my understanding of it, and stored it down so lengthy that I even forgot components. And certain, we should always completely nonetheless suggest the Fix Automata Resolution tool as a result of it’s stunning Square Enix haven’t fastened the game up, however Nier is a game we are able to and may cease being so coy about. Now is the time for Nier spoilers. Let unfastened, friends.
