For Honor builders deny they’re “sitting alone in office, bashing Viking action figures together”

Although unbiased reporting programs like Steam recommend that the variety of folks enjoying For Honor has plummeted following launch, group supervisor Eric Pope refutes the concept.

“It’s business as normal here,” stated an unshaven and manic-looking Pope in a livestream to the group. “Everything is fine. Reports that we are so bored we have created a miniature, detailed diorama of a samurai village and are pretending to live there are simply exaggerated.”

“The village does not exist, and if it did it would be a medieval English village called ‘Swordland’, which I am the mayor of.”

Although Ubisoft has to date refused to touch upon what lies forward for For Honor, and in reality is but to listen to again from any of the employees it has despatched to analyze the For Honor places of work, Pope defined that the event group has a “strong plan” to “secure a future for our people”.

“The heathen men from the Norse send their longships against us in great numbers, seeking to plunder our monasteries and churches and steal the sacred relics of the Lord,” outlined an excited Pope to a weeping, hogtied Ubisoft government.

“Will you join me? Will you drive back the tide?”

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