Sonic the Hedgehog is to get a redesign for his Hollywood film, director Jeff Fowler has mentioned following reactions this week to the primary trailer. Seems he and Paramount have made the horrible mistake of listening to the Internet. Oh certain, I used to be there, slapping out cyberposts about my FASCINATION with the sapphire snuffler’s horrifying human tooth however what anthropomorphic animal isn’t eerie? Aren’t all CGI characters improper? God, what are they going to do – shave his stomach? Squish his head? Give him large puffy gloves? Fill his mouth with jagged hedgeteeth? Pssh. Choose your horror and decide to it.
“Thank you for the support. And the criticism,” Jeff Fowler mentioned on Twitter final night time.
“The message is loud and clear… you aren’t happy with the design & you want changes. It’s going to happen. Everyone at Paramount & Sega are fully committed to making this character the BEST he can be…”
He additionally tagged the submit “#gottafixfast”, so good luck to these 3D artists who instantly gotta try this fixing?
Jeff, mate, come on, it’s the Internet. We’re a daft bunch of bastards. We don’t know what we would like from a children’ movie. And if we did, you shouldn’t hearken to us anyway. You particularly shouldn’t be listening to Sonic followers. You’re directing a movie a couple of speaking blue hedgehog capable of break the sound barrier, do no matter you need. It’ll at all times be bizarre. Don’t let the Internet know you’re afraid. Keep these horrible human tooth.
Fish just like the pacu and sheepshead have horrible human tooth they usually’re fairly charming. It’s good to be reminded that our world is a dream we are able to’t escape, we are able to solely hope that when it swirls into a brand new type we don’t change into e.g. sentient tooth in a hedgehog’s mouth.
