PlayStation thinks the X button is known as “cross” and it’s worse than gif man saying “jif”

I wish to begin this fast information publish by saying, with full confidence and the utmost respect to PlayStation UK: no. Fuck no. Absolutely not.

You see, Sony put out a tweet over the weekend and it made me extraordinarily cross (little joke for you there). Here is the tweet, for which the one who wrote it must be despatched to jail for the remainder of their lives:

Triangle
Circle
Cross
Square

If Cross is known as X (it isn’t), then what are you calling Circle?🤔 https://t.co/dvQ19duemW

— PlayStation UK (@PlayStationUK) September 5, 2019

They’re making an attempt to say the X button – eggs, ekks, ex – is definitely known as “cross”. It jogs my memory of when the one who invented the phrase gif tried to inform everybody it’s pronounced “jif”. Newsflash, buddy – it’s fucking not.

This tweet made me need the void to assert me proper then and there. But then I forgot about it. Then, yesterday, I booted up Plants Vs Zombies: Battle for Neighborville, and I stalled on the principle menu. Suddenly, a immediate: “Press the cross button to start.” No!

Jesus was crucified on a cross and it didn’t seem like that. That’s an X, like X marks the spot. Give it a relaxation, Sony. We’re taking this one out of your palms.