This loopy dystopian timeline of ours would possibly already be heaving with surreal Subway adverts and ironic Burger King memes, but I’ve at all times felt like one thing is lacking.
Today I’ve discovered that maybe the lacking ingredient all alongside was…love? KFC – that superb hut of rooster that glistens in my goals like an oily fried mirage – have determined to get into the gaming enterprise with the I Love You, Colonel Sanders!, a courting sim that makes use of KFC’s promoting finances to show the Colonel right into a svelte hunk who’s on the lookout for love in all of the fallacious locations.
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! popped up on Steam earlier at present. In growth from Psyop, a little bit studio in all probability greatest identified for the endearing tweens-go-away-to-camp romp Camp W, the upcoming courting sim sees you – a lovelorn culinary pupil, misplaced in that work-a-day world of fry cookery – try to achieve the love of the beauteous Colonel in what seems like a mixture between Cooking Mama and Hatoful Boyfriend.
The multi-hour-long game options 9 characters who go to highschool with you, together with the chef chapeau-wearing Professor Dog, cooking battles and battle battle, seemingly some form of cooking profession development system, and a secret ending. But the main focus on this story of romance is, after all, our historical silver fox.
“Will Colonel Sanders choose you to be his business partner? Or maybe even so much more? Find out in the most finger lickin’ good dating simulator ever created, ” reads its Steam page in a metaphor so on the nostril it might as properly have been “TIME TO CLUCK”.
“Throughout your journey, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters’ feelings at stake.”
No launch date simply but, however we’ll preserve you posted.
