Agent 47’s no stranger to the mile-high membership. Jetting off from Paris to Mumbai, New Zealand to Italy, I don’t wish to take into consideration how massive our chrome-dome killer’s carbon footprint should be. Snuffing out billionaires is totally one option to offset your emissions, however absolutely there are greener methods to homicide your means throughout the planet. Did you even know there was a local weather strike happening when you booked tickets to the Maldives, Agent? For disgrace.
But we didn’t simply come to Hitman 2‘s new Haven Island DLC to up our kill count, did we? There’s mischief to be achieved – you there, tour information, what’s one of the best factor to throw my baggage at round these components?
A brand new Hitman map means new alternatives for hijinks, one thing Hitman 2 leans into excess of its 2016 predecessor. After turning a bugged-out briefcase into a feature, artful assassins shortly achieved horrifying new technique of homicide. One, particularly, pursued joggers round Miami “It Follows”-style for complete minutes with the spectral satchel.
But the essence of each horror and comedy is timing. Mr Hitman’s newest DLC takes him to the sun-soaked Maldives in Haven Island. He’s upped his case-tossing ability this time round, as demonstrated on this clip posted on Reddit by “xblood_raven”.
It’s good. Each flip brings the case so near catastrophe, the unknowing skier pulling away simply in time. It twists, it turns. Finally, it bonks. No matter whenever you hurl the case, it’ll at all times slap the unwitting vacationer on the again of the bonce simply because the jet-ski pulls in to park. Absolutely lovely.
Don’t really feel dangerous for the poor sod, both. Hitman 2’s Haven Island is a resort for prosperous bastards and intensely on-line ne’er-do-wells who’ve been cancelled. Haven Island provides a protected place to put low whereas the eponymous agency fixes their public picture.
That prick on the jet-ski? Probably a racist Twitch streamer. Had it coming, actually.
Haven Island arrived final week to shut out Hitman 2’s Expansion Pass. For now, choosing up the Pass for £33/€40/$40 is the best way to fly out for some Maldives homicide. If earlier releases are something to go by, thoughts, I reckon it’ll present up for a few tenner someday within the close to future.
