MANS1AY3R

(I'm currently updating my Patreon.) Hi, I'm MANS1AY3R, creator of GAMERPOOP, a show on Youtube. I take characters from your favorite games like Skyrim, Mass Effect, Fallout, etc, remix their dialogue into funny skits, memorable quotes and songs. Not only that, I create custom visual scenes to bring the dialogue to life. Your mama is so proud of what I bring to the internet. :) Need some reminders of what I've made? We'll bang, okay? Jarl Ballin. Swag. Stop right there criminal scum, you violated my mother! MASS CONFUSION. Skyrim Shuffle. I can taech you. Here's a tissue. Dr. Chocolates. We are men. Manly Men. Should I keep going? xD I receive a LOT of questions regarding this show so will use this section to answer them and explain why GamerPoop needs your help. (There's a TL;DR though, but don't you dare skip to it.)  I don't think I need to do a sales pitch on why GamerPoop is great, right? I've been making this show since 2008 and started in Fallout 3. I was learning how to mod PC games and making a variety of quality gaming content, serious and funny. But LA Noire and Oblivion is when the show really started to "make sense" to me and it took off. When Balgruuf summoned me to Whiterun and softly told me he was actually a little girl from France, and Shepard asked but at the very same time ordered me to return to the ship, I realized what the people wanted. What the internet wanted. Since then we've been ballin, doing sexy splits, finding fresh chests, becoming manly men, eating lucky charms for dinner, bring home the booty to our families.. it just doesn't end.. or does it? (this is when super serious music plays and you feel the darkness caving in around you. Feel it? No, jesus that's not it, that's Nazeem bear-hugging you from behind.) The greybeards are pleading me "Don't stop, it feels so right" but what's the problem? Several. YouTube's changes. Censorship and demonetization. I wish I could pretend youtube cares but how can I when they don't even bother tell us what part of the video is causing the issue so that we can cut, edit, bleep it? They're pushing creators to make daily, long videos when not every channel makes content like that. All this does is ravage the area- I mean, GamerPoop. Mans1ay3r my love, what can I do? My biggest hope is to reach my goal on Patreon so that I can create episodes on a monthly basis without having to worry about what terrible idea YouTube is implementing next. At the moment, I have to start creating more variety content (like I used to) but this would take some time away from working on episodes. Your pledges together help reach the goal, so no pledge is too small. I will also be livestreaming on <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/mans1ay3r" target="_blank">Twitch.tv/mans1ay3r</a> if you want to make donations there and get a live thank you from me. If you have an Amazon prime account, you can subscribe to me on Twitch for free and that would be a huge contribution to the show as well. Rewards: These are small incentives for helping out the show. Working on some new ideas for this. What your contributions will help me do:<ul><li>No delays if YOU are funding this show's goal</li><li>Work on classic games again like (Oblivion, LA Noire, New Vegas) because I won't have to worry about the better views newer games bring</li><li>Purchase beats to make some real GamerPoop musics</li><li>Official Gamerpoop mod WITH quests!</li></ul>I've had some of these goals for awhile, and others have already began (merch, behind the scenes) but reaching goal is important for me to really be able to do everything. I've been making this show for a long time, I'll never run out of ideas.. however these latest changes from YouTube are definitely going to kill it if I don't reach goal. The show takes weeks to make. Imagine going to work for a month, then at the end, your boss doesn't pay you? That's what I'm dealing with. There are many forms of entertainment that have cursing, inappropriate comedy, lyrics, visuals, that have zero issues getting advertising and sponsors. YouTube seems to have other goals in mind.  Fun fax: If one percent of my sub count pledged $1 a month, I'd be over my goal. No pledge is too small, seeeeriously. (Realistically, I'm not asking for 6k people to pledge lol, its just food for thought that together, every pledge helps GamerPoop.)

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Thanks for your support! <ul><li>Previous reward</li><li>"Swag!" text/alert tone</li><li>Desktop wallpaper (more to come!)</li></ul>

<ul><li>All previous rewards</li><li>"Jarl Ballin" MP3</li></ul>

<ul><li>All previous rewards</li><li>Edi "Your Call is important to me" Voice Mail</li></ul>

<ul><li>All previous rewards</li><li>"We'll Bang, Okay" voicemail</li></ul>

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