Has something actually modified in Epic Games’ Battle Royale behemoth? Or is it nonetheless “a pile of wank?”
No sooner had Fortnite Season 5 arrived we despatched big bodybuilding nutbar Simon Miller to tear up the brand new map. He instantly grabbed an ATK and thrashed it around Lazy Links.
Because Fortnite island has modified dramatically, dropping Paradise Palms into a new desert area, tarting up the north with a golf course and dumping a viking village on top of a hill.
So what higher option to discover these modifications than with a gargantuan man-mountain rampaging throughout the fields of Fortnite, getting unnecesarily offended at “child Thanos”?
Watch the video under to witness first-hand the contempt in his eyes as he;
- Waits expectantly for a cub scout group to show up
- Drives round aimlessly
- Addresses the societal influence of Fortnite on the nation’s youth
- Recommends one thing known as “a book”?
- Forgets all the tough life classes from his actually hours of earlier play time
- Dies repeatedly
- Wonders why this early entry game has crucial impunity
- Cry “I don’t want to do this anymore”
Someone, please, inform him tips on how to play this silly game.
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