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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 14.8 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: Dec 9, 2022 @ 9:35pm
Updated: Dec 9, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Two giant boars wandered in and ate a bunch of children. They then also killed and ate three dwarfs who attempted to help the children. My mayor then walked up to the giant boars and killed them both with her bare hands. She has now won six straight elections in a row.
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37 Comments
Angel Dust Gaming Mar 25 @ 10:24am 
I think everybody is just scared of her
AnteVictoriam Dec 13, 2023 @ 1:03am 
As she damn well should
McPepos Jan 5, 2023 @ 10:42am 
So many brainlets in the comments of this review lol
Dad'77 Dec 31, 2022 @ 5:45pm 
OMG this had me literally laughing out loud. Great review.
Firespike33 Dec 23, 2022 @ 2:42pm 
Do you guys not know what ChatGPT is or something
Relint12 Dec 22, 2022 @ 2:23pm 
@debsi74 here is the microcline memorial slab of Debsi74 on it they are depicted commenting on a game they have clearly never played while being devoured by giant boars. The slab is decorated with turtle shells.
love Dec 17, 2022 @ 10:20am 
@Densi74

Have you even played the game? Mayors unlock at 50 pop and beasts will go after children. Bare handed combat is also a thing.

Sad little troll.
Smart-ass lowranks Dec 17, 2022 @ 6:58am 
can u tell valve the bug right now
free vambrave guys its annoying
Densi74 Dec 17, 2022 @ 6:55am 
ChatGPT disagrees with you :steamhappy:

The scenario you described, where two giant boars wander in and eat children, and three dwarfs are killed while trying to help the children, does not match the gameplay or events that typically occur in Dwarf Fortress. While it is possible to encounter giant animals in the game, they do not usually attack children or dwarfs, and players do not usually have the ability to fight them with bare hands. Additionally, Dwarf Fortress does not have a mayor or elections as part of its gameplay mechanics. It is possible that you are describing a different game or a fictional scenario that is unrelated to Dwarf Fortress.
Exodisma Dec 17, 2022 @ 1:45am 
unfortunately your mayor is probably a vampire
fun ensues